I Don't Need Therapy, I Need A Cruise Long Sleeve
🇺🇸 Made in & shipped from USA⚓ Order before your cruise

I Don't Need Therapy, I Need A Cruise Long Sleeve
🇺🇸 Made in & shipped from USA⚓ Order before your cruise
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 2400 Unisex Ultra Cotton Long Sleeve Tee
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Comfy & Declare Your Therapy Cruise Humor Longsleeve
For those cooler evenings at sea or breezy days on deck, our "I Don't Need Therapy, I Just Need A Cruise" Long Sleeve is your perfect go-to. It's cozy, stylish, and clearly states where your true relaxation lies – on the open water!
Why You'll Love It
- Eye-catching circular badge design with a classic cruise ship illustration
- Soft, comfortable long-sleeve fabric for warmth and relaxation
- Monochromatic white-on-gray for a clean, versatile nautical look
- Expresses your deep love for cruise vacations with a witty twist
Why We Designed This
We know that not every moment on a cruise is bathed in sunshine and tank tops. Sometimes you need a little extra warmth without sacrificing your vacation vibe. This long sleeve lets you keep that cruise spirit alive, even when there's a chill in the air, making it a staple for any avid cruiser who values comfort and a good laugh.
Cruise Insider Tip
This long sleeve is a must-pack for Alaskan cruises or evenings on the open deck where the ocean breeze can be cool. It's also great for sun protection during daytime excursions!
Perfect For
- Cooler cruise destinations or breezy evenings at sea
- Gifting to a cruise addict who loves comfort and humor
- Layering for changing weather on vacation or travel days
- Everyday wear while dreaming of your next sailing adventure
Frequently Asked Questions
Why would I need a long sleeve shirt on a cruise?
A long sleeve is perfect for cooler evenings on deck, air-conditioned dining rooms, or for sun protection during daytime excursions, making it a versatile cruise essential.
Is this long sleeve shirt too heavy for a typical cruise?
No, it's made from comfortable, mid-weight cotton, providing warmth without being overly bulky, ideal for layering or cooler cruise moments.
Will the "Blame It On The Drink Package" design be visible on a long sleeve?
Absolutely, the humorous design is prominently featured on the front of the shirt, ensuring your cruise squad humor is clearly displayed.
Can my whole cruise group wear these matching long sleeves?
Yes, this long sleeve tee is a great option for matching group outfits, especially if you're cruising in cooler seasons or tend to get chilly on board.
Does this long sleeve offer sun protection for cruise excursions?
While not specifically UPF rated, the long sleeves provide an extra layer of coverage against the sun, which can be beneficial during prolonged outdoor activities.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.