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Funny Cruise Shirts That Actually Make People Laugh

Funny cruise shirts with puns and one-liners every cruiser on the ship will get.

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Ready to be the life of the Lido deck? Our funny cruise shirts are here to make sure your vacation wardrobe is just as entertaining as the midnight comedy show. We know that half the fun of a cruise is letting loose, grabbing a drink with a little umbrella in it, and having a good laugh with your friends and family. That is exactly why we put together this collection of hilarious cruise wear. Whether you are a fan of clever ship puns, drinking jokes, or just want to poke fun at your own vacation mode, we have a tee that fits your vibe. You will find designs that joke about the all-you-can-eat buffet, getting lost on the massive ships, or needing a vacation from your vacation. These shirts are perfect conversation starters when you are hanging out by the pool or waiting in line for the water slide. Grab one for yourself to wear on embarkation day, or outfit your whole travel crew so everyone knows exactly what kind of group you are. Throw on one of our funny cruise shirts, grab your cruise card, and get ready for a week of nothing but good times and ocean breezes.

Bring the Humor to the High Seas

A cruise is all about leaving your stress on the shore and having a great time. Our humor collection pairs perfectly with drinking and party cruise shirts if you plan on hitting the bars, or grab some ship pun shirts to show off your clever side. If you are traveling with a big group, getting everyone in on the joke with matching group cruise shirts is a sure way to make your boarding photos memorable.

Embarkation Day Laughs: Start your vacation off right with a funny tee that breaks the ice while waiting in the terminal.
Buffet Bound: Food jokes are a cruise staple. Show everyone where your priorities are when the buffet opens.
Drink Package Humor: Let the bartenders know you are ready to get your money's worth by the pool.
Nonsense & Puns: From nautical wordplay to classic dad jokes, we have the perfect punchline for your sea day.

Do not forget to check out our ship happens shirts for even more ocean-inspired comedy before you pack your bags.

Funny Cruise Shirts That Actually Make People Laugh

Funny Cruise Shirts That Actually Make People Laugh

Cruise Attitude Adjustment – Funny Cruise T Shirt

Apparently We're Trouble – Group Cruise Shirt

Anchor, Hold Me – Nautical T Shirt

Oh Ship It's A Family Trip – Family Cruise T-Shirt

Keep Calm And Cruise On – Cruise T-Shirt

Keep Calm & Cruise On – Cruise Tee Shirt

Sippin' And Shippin' – Funny Cruise Tee

This Week I Don't Give A Ship – Funny Cruise T Shirt

We Don't Give A Ship – Funny Cruise T-Shirt

Shut Up Liver – Cruise Drinking Shirt

Big Boats And I Cannot Lie – Funny Cruise Tee

Let's Get Shipfaced – Ship Faced Shirt

Living Life One Cruise, Cross & Palms – Cruise Tee Shirt

Muster Drill Vs. Bar Service – Funny Cruise Shirt

Don't Have To Be Crazy To Cruise – Funny Cruise T Shirt

Life Is Better On A Cruise – Cruise T Shirt

Blame The Drink Package – Cruise Drinking Shirt

Crazy To Cruise, But It Helps – Funny Cruise T-Shirt

Cruising & Boozin' Anchor – Cruise Drinking Shirt

Cruising Together, Retro Rope – Cruise Tee Shirt

Spare Time: Cruising – Funny Cruise T Shirt

Best Things Mess Up Your Hair – Funny Cruise T-Shirt

All She Ever Does Is Cruise – Funny Cruise T-Shirt

Most Likely Early Bird – Cruise Squad T Shirt

Most Likely To Organize Them – Matching Cruise Tee Shirt

Steal The Towels – Cruise Crew Tee

Be A Salty Wench – Cruise Crew Shirt

Be The Birthday Cruiser – Birthday Cruise Shirt

Cruise Vibes Word Cloud – Cruise Tee

Don't Give A Ship Cocktail – Cruise Drinking T-Shirt

Don't Give A Ship, Gulls – Funny Cruise T Shirt

Feeling Nauti – Nauti By Nature T Shirt

Help! Trapped With My Family – Family Cruise T Shirt

Let's Get Shipfaced, Porthole Swirls – Cruise Tee Shirt

Most Likely To Get Seasick – Cruise Crew T-Shirt

Most Likely To Not Give A Ship – Funny Cruise Tee Shirt

What Happens On The Cruise – Birthday Cruise T Shirt

Aww Ship, Festive Cruise – Christmas Cruise T-Shirt

Bagcation Mode – Cruise T Shirt

Cruise Ship Is Calling, Decline – Cruise T-Shirt

Don't Give A Ship, Sun & Ship – Funny Cruise Tee Shirt

Drink All The Margaritas – Cruise Drinking Tee Shirt

Float All Day – Most Likely To Cruise T-Shirt

Forget Adulting, Let's Cruise – Funny Cruise Tee Shirt

Friends Don't Cruise Alone – Cruise Squad Tee Shirt

Friends Don't Let Friends Cruise Alone – Group Cruise Shirt

Go Live On Camera – Most Likely To Cruise T-Shirt

Have A Meltdown – Cruise Crew Tee Shirt

I Need Vitamin Sea, Ship – Cruise T-Shirt

Living Life One Cruise, Palms – Cruise Shirt

Living Life One Cruise, Rainbow – Cruise Shirt

Lost At Sea, Sunglasses – Cruise Crew Shirt

Most Likely To Be Boozing – Cruise Drinking Tee

Most Likely To Catch A Fish – Funny Cruise T Shirt

Most Likely To Get Hitched – Bachelorette Cruise Shirt

Most Likely To Kiss The Captain – Cruise Crew Tee Shirt

Most Likely To Know Every Crew – Cruise Crew Shirt

Most Likely To Rock The Boat – Funny Cruise Shirt

No Cruise Control Speedometer – Funny Cruise T Shirt

Re-Enact The Titanic – Cruise Squad T-Shirt

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off, Flag – Cruise Tee

Squad Ghosts & Moon – Halloween Cruise Shirt

Talk To Strangers – Cruise Crew T-Shirt

This Week I'm On A Cruise Ship – Cruise Shirt

Warning: Bought The Drink Package – Funny Cruise Shirt

Ahoy Pirate Skull & Crossbones – Nautical Tee

Ahoy Ship, Spooky Trip – Halloween Cruise T Shirt

Always Need A Cocktail – Cruise Drinking Shirt

Aw Ship Birthday Trip – Birthday Cruise Tee

Aw Ship, Cruise Trip – Halloween Cruise Tee Shirt

Aw Ship It's A Cruise – Oh Ship Tee

Aww Ship, Dolphin Trip – Thanksgiving Cruise T Shirt

Bad & Bozy – Bachelorette Cruise Tee

Be At The Sea – Cruise Crew Tee Shirt

Boozin' & Cruising Wine – Cruise Drinking T-Shirt

Cinco De Mayo Fiesta – Cruise Shirt

Complain About Matching Shirts – Cruise Crew Shirt

Complain, Ship Wheel Art – Cruise Crew Shirt