Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – I Don't Need Therapy
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Funny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – I Don't Need Therapy
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Sail Away in Style with Our Therapy Cruise Humor V-Neck
Ready to set sail? Our "I Don't Need Therapy, I Just Need A Cruise" V-Neck combines comfort with a touch of style, making it your perfect companion for any nautical adventure or just dreaming of one. It's a relaxed statement for your favorite escape.
Why You'll Love It
- Classic circular badge design featuring a detailed cruise ship illustration
- Soft, lightweight fabric with a flattering V-neckline for a touch of style
- Monochromatic white-on-gray for a clean, versatile nautical aesthetic
- A humorous declaration of your ultimate escape plan, perfect for any cruiser
Why We Designed This
We love a good V-neck for its relaxed yet slightly more refined look. This design on a V-neck felt like the perfect way to combine that casual cruise vibe with a little extra flair. It's for anyone who wants to share their cruise passion with a bit of style and a lot of humor, whether they're on deck or just wishing they were.
Cruise Insider Tip
The V-neck is great for layering under an open button-down shirt on cooler evenings or for showing off a favorite necklace while exploring port. It's versatile and always looks good!
Perfect For
- Packing for your upcoming cruise vacation
- Gifting to a stylish cruise enthusiast or travel buddy
- Casual outings where you want a bit more flair and comfort
- Everyday wear when you're longing for the open sea
- ✓ Distinctive circular badge with a detailed cruise ship and flying seagulls.
- ✓ Features the relatable and funny quote "I DON'T NEED THERAPY I JUST NEED TO GO ON A CRUISE."
- ✓ Timeless white-on-gray nautical aesthetic, perfect for any cruise theme.
- ✓ Crafted from soft, breathable cotton for lasting comfort.
- ✓ Stylish V-neckline offers a relaxed yet flattering look for all.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this V-Neck suitable for both men and women on a cruise?
Yes, this V-Neck tee is a comfortable unisex style, making it a versatile and flattering option for everyone in your cruise squad to wear.
How deep is the V-neck on this shirt?
The V-neck is designed to be a modest yet stylish cut, offering a bit more flair than a crew neck while remaining appropriate for various cruise activities.
Will the "Blame It On The Drink Package" design look good on a V-neck?
Absolutely! The design is expertly placed to complement the V-neck cut, ensuring the humorous sunglasses and text are prominently displayed.
Is the fabric light enough for warm cruise destinations?
Yes, this V-neck is made from soft, breathable cotton, providing a lightweight and comfortable feel ideal for hot days on the ship or at port.
Can this V-neck be dressed up or down for different cruise occasions?
Its versatile style allows it to be easily dressed down with shorts for casual deck days or paired with nicer pants for a relaxed dinner on board.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced