Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCruise Hoodie – Calories Don't Count, Anchors
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Cruise Hoodie – Calories Don't Count, Anchors
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Hoodie: Your Go-To Cruise Layer
Stay warm and witty with our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Hoodie." This comfy hoodie is your perfect companion for breezy sea days, cool evenings, or just lounging around after a big buffet meal. Featuring our hilarious design, it’s the ultimate way to stay cozy while embracing your cruise indulgence!
Why You'll Love It
- Cozy hood and front pouch for extra warmth and convenience.
- Showcases your fun, carefree cruise attitude with humor.
- Soft, comfortable fabric perfect for ultimate relaxation.
- The lasting print ensures your message sails on for years.
Why We Designed This
Every cruiser needs a go-to hoodie! Whether it's a brisk morning on the balcony, a cool evening on the deck, or just wanting to feel extra comfy, a hoodie is essential. We wanted to make sure you could stay warm and still share a laugh with our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" design. It’s about being cozy and carefree!
Cruise Insider Tip
This hoodie is perfect for early morning deck walks to catch the sunrise or for bundling up on cooler shore excursions. It’s also ideal for those long flights or drives to your departure port.
Perfect For
- Cool mornings and evenings on the open deck.
- Lounging in your cabin or a comfy ship lounge.
- Gifts for cruise fanatics who love comfort and a good joke.
- Staying warm while embracing every delicious cruise moment.
- ✓ Features the hilarious "Cruise SHIP calories DON'T COUNT" text in mixed fonts.
- ✓ Adorned with playful nautical anchor illustrations flanking the fun phrase.
- ✓ Captures the ultimate vacation mindset for indulging at sea with a smile.
- ✓ Soft, warm fleece interior with an adjustable hood and spacious pouch pocket.
- ✓ Relaxed unisex fit provides ultimate comfort for all your cruise adventures.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this hoodie suitable for both men and women?
Yes, this is a unisex hoodie, designed for a comfortable and relaxed fit that suits both men and women celebrating their birthday cruise in warmth and style.
Does this hoodie have a front pocket?
Yes, most of our hoodies include a convenient front kangaroo pocket, perfect for keeping your hands warm or storing small essentials on board your birthday cruise.
Is the hood adjustable?
Typically, our hoodies come with an adjustable drawstring hood, allowing you to tighten it for extra warmth or a snug fit when needed, especially on a windy deck.
How does the 'What Happens On The Birthday Cruise' design appear on the hoodie?
The vibrant cruise ship design and humorous text are prominently displayed on the front, offering a clear and festive look for your birthday celebration on the high seas.
Is this hoodie heavy or lightweight?
This hoodie is crafted from a medium-heavy cotton-polyester fleece blend, providing substantial warmth without being overly bulky, ideal for varying cruise temperatures.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced