Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count T-Shirt
🇺🇸 Made in & shipped from USA⚓ Order before your cruise
Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count T-Shirt
🇺🇸 Made in & shipped from USA⚓ Order before your cruise
Color: Navy
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count T-Shirt: Your Official Buffet Uniform
Embrace the ultimate cruise philosophy with our hilarious "Cruise SHIP calories DON'T COUNT" design. This tee is your passport to guilt-free indulgence, featuring bold typography and charming anchors that scream "vacation mode." Get ready to enjoy every bite without a single worry!
Why You'll Love It
- Flaunt your fun cruise philosophy with a smile and a laugh.
- Soft, classic-fit tee feels great from embarkation to disembarkation.
- Humorous design sparks conversations and good times at sea.
- Durable print means your calorie-free mantra lasts many voyages.
Why We Designed This
We knew we needed a shirt that perfectly sums up the cruise experience. For us, it's all about letting loose, trying every dessert, and not stressing about the scale until you're back on land. This design is for anyone who agrees that the ocean has a magical way of making all those extra treats disappear. It's the vibe we live for!
Cruise Insider Tip
Wear this on buffet day! It's a great conversation starter and an unofficial permission slip to grab that extra scoop of ice cream. Nobody's counting when you're wearing this tee.
Perfect For
- Your next cruise vacation or family trip.
- Gifts for fellow cruise enthusiasts and food lovers.
- Relaxing by the lido deck pool or grabbing a snack.
- Reminding yourself that vacation rules apply to everything.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this t-shirt suitable for both men and women?
Yes, this t-shirt is designed as a unisex fit, making it a comfortable option for both men and women to wear on their birthday cruise.
What kind of material is this t-shirt made from?
This classic t-shirt is typically made from 100% soft cotton, ensuring comfort for your cruise vacation and all your birthday celebrations at sea.
How prominent is the cruise ship design on the t-shirt?
The design features a large, centered blue and white cruise ship, making it a prominent and eye-catching element on the shirt, framed by the humorous text.
Can I wear this t-shirt for other occasions besides a birthday cruise?
Absolutely! While perfect for a birthday cruise, its nautical theme and humorous text make it a great choice for any cruise, beach vacation, or ocean party.
Is the text 'WHAT HAPPENS ON THE BIRTHDAY CRUISE STAYS ON THE BIRTHDAY CRUISE' easy to read?
Yes, the text is designed in bold white and blue lettering, ensuring it stands out clearly against the shirt fabric for maximum visibility and fun.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
