Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – No Cruise Control
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Funny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – No Cruise Control
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Cool and Comfy with the No Cruise Control Funny Cruise V-Neck Tee
If your cruise itinerary is always expanding, you totally get the "No Cruise Control" vibe! This V-neck tee offers a touch of style with your favorite cruise humor, perfect for any vacation enthusiast.
Why You'll Love It
- Stylish V-neck collar adds a bit of flair to your casual cruise look.
- Showcases the hilarious "I have no CRUISE CONTROL" design with a cool ship graphic.
- Soft, breathable fabric keeps you comfortable in warmer climates or on deck.
- Durable print that won't fade, ensuring your cruise joke lasts as long as your memories.
Why We Designed This
We wanted to offer cruise lovers a variety of styles to express their passion. We started Cruise Shirt Co to create gear that makes you smile, and this "No Cruise Control" V-neck is for those who prefer a slightly different neckline. It’s for celebrating that irresistible urge to book another cruise, all while looking effortlessly cool.
Cruise Insider Tip
V-necks are great for layering! On cooler evenings at sea, toss a light jacket or cardigan over this tee. It also keeps you feeling a bit breezier on hot days, making it ideal for tropical destinations.
Perfect For
- Sun-drenched days on the lido deck.
- Casual dinners or strolls around the ship.
- Gifting to a cruise fanatic who loves a V-neck style.
- Packing for a Caribbean or Mexican Riviera cruise.
- ✓ Features the funny "No Cruise Control" phrase with an engaging cruise ship illustration.
- ✓ Includes the witty follow-up "it's like they book themselves?!" for extra humor.
- ✓ Stylish gray and white monochromatic design for easy pairing.
- ✓ Crafted from soft, lightweight fabric for a comfortable feel.
- ✓ Classic V-neck cut offers a relaxed and flattering neckline.
Frequently Asked Questions
How deep is the V-neck on this tee?
The V-neck on this tee is designed to be a comfortable and flattering depth, offering a stylish alternative to a crew neck without being overly revealing.
Is the 'Sea you on the water' design well-suited for a v-neck style?
Yes, the nautical design, with its central phrase and surrounding elements like the ship's wheel, complements the open neckline beautifully, drawing attention to the graphic.
What type of fabric is used for this V-neck tee?
This V-neck tee is made from a soft and comfortable fabric blend, ensuring it feels great against your skin and is perfect for all-day wear on your cruise.
Can I wear this V-neck for both casual daytime activities and more relaxed evening events on a cruise?
Absolutely! Its stylish V-neck cut and fun design make it versatile enough for exploring during the day or for a casual dinner on board.
Will the V-neck maintain its shape after washing?
Yes, our V-neck tees are designed for durability, and with proper care, the neckline will maintain its shape and the design will stay vibrant.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced