Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise Tank Top – No Cruise Control
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Funny Cruise Tank Top – No Cruise Control
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Cool and Humorous with the No Cruise Control Funny Cruise Vacation Tank Top
When the sun is shining and your cruise bookings are multiplying, this tank top is your go-to! It's the perfect way to stay cool and show off your hilarious cruise addiction on your next tropical getaway.
Why You'll Love It
- Lightweight and sleeveless design keeps you cool in warm climates.
- Features the witty "I have no CRUISE CONTROL" design with a fun cruise ship.
- Soft, breathable fabric that's comfortable for all your sunny adventures.
- Durable print ensures your cruise humor stays vibrant, even after many beach days.
Why We Designed This
We know that cruising often means sunshine, pool decks, and warm weather! We started Cruise Shirt Co to create fun, relatable apparel for every part of your cruise. This "No Cruise Control" tank top is for those who want to soak up the sun and share a laugh about their unstoppable cruise habit, all while staying breezy and comfortable.
Cruise Insider Tip
Tank tops are essential for pool days, beach excursions, and any activity where you'll be soaking up the sun. Don't forget your sunscreen, and enjoy showing off your cruise humor!
Perfect For
- Poolside lounging and beach days.
- Warm weather cruises (Caribbean, Mexico, Bahamas).
- Working out in the ship's gym.
- Gifting to a cruise fanatic who loves the sun.
- ✓ Features the funny "No Cruise Control" phrase with a stylized cruise ship.
- ✓ Includes the witty joke "it's like they book themselves?!" in bold text.
- ✓ Monochromatic gray and white design, perfect for sunny days.
- ✓ Made from soft, lightweight cotton for maximum breathability.
- ✓ Sleeveless cut for staying cool and comfortable in warm weather.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top breathable for hot cruise destinations?
Yes, this tank top is made from a light and breathable fabric, making it ideal for staying cool and comfortable in hot weather or during active shore excursions.
How does the 'Sea you on the water' design look on a tank top?
The nautical design, featuring the ship's wheel, cruise ship, and anchor, is prominently displayed on the front, ensuring the fun graphic stands out perfectly on the tank's open silhouette.
What kind of fit does this tank top offer?
This tank top typically offers a relaxed, comfortable fit, allowing for ease of movement and optimal airflow, perfect for a casual cruise look.
Can this tank top be worn as a beach cover-up?
Absolutely! Its light fabric and comfortable fit make it a great option for throwing over your swimsuit for a quick trip to the beach or pool deck.
Is this tank top suitable for both men and women?
Yes, our standard tank tops typically offer a comfortable unisex fit, making this 'Sea you on the water' design a versatile choice for any cruise enthusiast.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced