Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise Raglan Tee – No Cruise Control Speedometer
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Funny Cruise Raglan Tee – No Cruise Control Speedometer
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Tultex 245 Unisex Three-Quarter Sleeve Raglan
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
No Cruise Control Vacation Raglan Shirt
Your vacation booking speed is off the charts, and we get it! Our "No Cruise Control" raglan shirt celebrates that unstoppable urge to cruise, featuring a hilarious speedometer design. It’s the perfect, comfy statement for anyone who treats vacation planning like a sport!
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases your non-stop cruise habit with a fun graphic.
- Features the vibrant teal, yellow, and red design elements.
- Comfortable 3/4 sleeves offer a relaxed, sporty look.
- Soft, breathable fabric ideal for casual cruise days.
Why We Designed This
We know that feeling when the next cruise just *appears* on your calendar. We wanted to create something that celebrates that spontaneous, can't-say-no attitude towards vacation. This design is for all of us who find joy in booking the next trip before the last one even ends!
Cruise Insider Tip
Raglan shirts are fantastic for group cruise photos! Their classic, casual style looks great on everyone, making them a fun choice for matching outfits on embarkation day.
Perfect For
- Matching shirts for your cruise group.
- Casual days exploring a new port city.
- Gifting to the ultimate cruise travel buddy.
- Relaxing with a book on the ship's deck.
- ✓ Humorous speedometer graphic with 'I HAVE NO CRUISE CONTROL IT'S LIKE THEY BOOK THEMSELVES!' text.
- ✓ Vibrant teal, yellow, and red accents make the cruise humor pop.
- ✓ Design features a red needle pinned to max, symbolizing unstoppable vacation mode.
- ✓ Comfortable 3/4 length raglan sleeves provide a stylish, relaxed fit.
- ✓ Soft, lightweight fabric ensures breathability for active cruise days.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the typical fit of a Raglan 3/4 sleeve shirt?
Raglan 3/4 sleeve shirts typically offer a sporty, comfortable fit. The sleeves extend from the collar in a diagonal seam, allowing for a great range of motion, and they usually end around the forearm.
Are the sleeves a different color than the body on this Raglan tee?
Yes, our Raglan 3/4 sleeve tees traditionally feature contrasting colored sleeves and collar trim against a different colored body, creating that classic sporty look. This provides a stylish backdrop for the design.
Is this Raglan 3/4 sleeve shirt suitable for active excursions on a cruise?
Absolutely! The comfortable fabric blend and raglan sleeve design offer excellent freedom of movement, making it great for exploring ports, playing deck games, or any light active excursion.
How does the 'Blame it on the Drink Package' design look centered on a raglan tee?
The design, with its white lettering, tropical cocktail, and anchor against a subtle gray background within the graphic, is perfectly centered on the body of the raglan tee, ensuring it stands out boldly against the contrasting sleeves.
Is the fabric blend comfortable for all-day wear on a cruise?
Yes, this Raglan 3/4 tee is made from a comfortable blend of 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester, offering softness, breathability, and durability for all-day comfort.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced