★★★★★
Perfect cruise shirt
Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise Tank Top – No Cruise Control Speedometer
$40.00$22.95SaleYou save 43%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
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Funny Cruise Tank Top – No Cruise Control Speedometer
$40.00$22.95SaleYou save 43%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
No Cruise Control Vacation Tank Top
For the cruise addict whose vacation speedometer is always in the red! Our "No Cruise Control" tank top is perfect for showing off your unstoppable love for booking getaways. This humorous design features a maxed-out speedometer, capturing that non-stop cruise planning vibe.
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases your never-ending cruise obsession with humor.
- Bold teal and yellow text pops against the design.
- Lightweight, breathable fabric ideal for warm cruise days.
- Comfortable unisex fit, perfect for sun-soaked deck activities.
Why We Designed This
We know that feeling when the next cruise just *appears* on your calendar. We wanted to create something that celebrates that spontaneous, can't-say-no attitude towards vacation. This design is for all of us who find joy in booking the next trip before the last one even ends!
Cruise Insider Tip
Tank tops are essential for sunny days on the lido deck or excursions in tropical ports! Don't forget your sunscreen, and show off your cruise spirit in comfort.
Perfect For
- Lounging poolside on a sunny sea day.
- Exploring warm port cities with ease.
- Gifting to a friend who loves tropical cruises.
- Any day you're dreaming of a sun-drenched deck.
- ✓ Humorous speedometer graphic with 'I HAVE NO CRUISE CONTROL IT'S LIKE THEY BOOK THEMSELVES!' text.
- ✓ Vibrant teal, yellow, and red accents make the cruise humor pop.
- ✓ Design features a red needle pinned to max, symbolizing unstoppable vacation mode.
- ✓ Lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you cool and comfortable in warm weather.
- ✓ Classic unisex tank top fit offers freedom of movement for active days.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the cut of this tank top? (e.g., standard, athletic)
Our tank tops feature a classic, comfortable unisex fit with standard armholes and a relaxed body, making it a versatile choice for anyone looking to stay cool on their cruise.
Is the fabric light and breathable for hot weather on a cruise?
Absolutely! This tank top is made from 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, known for its exceptional lightness and breathability, ensuring you stay cool and comfortable in even the hottest tropical climates.
Does the 'Blame it on the Drink Package' design stand out well on a tank top?
Yes, the vibrant white lettering, tropical cocktail, and anchor design, set against a subtle gray background within the graphic, stands out boldly on the front of the tank top, making a clear and fun statement for your cruise.
Is this tank suitable for swimming or just casual wear?
This tank top is primarily designed for casual wear, perfect for lounging by the pool, strolling on the beach, or exploring ports. While it can get wet, it's not a performance swim garment.
Will the armholes be too large or revealing?
The armholes on our unisex tank tops are designed to be comfortable and provide adequate coverage without being overly large or revealing, suitable for a relaxed, casual fit.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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★★★★★
Loved it
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling Nauti★★★★★
Comfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★★☆
Great quality
Good quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★☆☆
Runs a little large
Cute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
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