★★★★★
Perfect cruise shirt
Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise Hoodie – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$66.00$49.95SaleYou save 24%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
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Funny Cruise Hoodie – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$66.00$49.95SaleYou save 24%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Essential Cruise Calories Don't Count Hoodie
Stay warm, comfy, and hilarious with our "Cruise Calories Don't Count" hoodie! This design is your ultimate vacation companion, featuring a fun tropical sunset view through retro sunglasses. It’s perfect for chilly sea breezes, lounging, or just showing off your cruise-loving spirit.
Why You'll Love It
- Show off your fun cruise humor with this awesome design.
- Super soft fleece interior keeps you warm and cozy.
- Practical hood and front pocket for extra comfort and convenience.
- Durable and comfy, ready for many cruises to come.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. A hoodie is just essential for any traveler, especially cruisers! It’s that perfect layer for morning coffee on the balcony or a late-night deck party, keeping you warm while you live your best "calories don't count" life!
Cruise Insider Tip
A hoodie is a cruise MVP! It’s perfect for those surprisingly cool evenings at sea, keeping your head warm on a windy deck, or just snuggling up for a movie in the cabin after a day of indulgence.
Perfect For
- Chilly evenings on the ship's deck or balcony.
- Gifts for cruise lovers who appreciate warmth and humor.
- Staying cozy while planning your next cruise escape.
- Anyone who believes in guilt-free vacation indulgence.
- ✓ Features a fun, tropical design with retro sunglasses and a cruise ship scene.
- ✓ Bold 'CRUISE CALORIES DON'T COUNT' text with a ship's wheel accent.
- ✓ Colorful sunset gradient and playful elements capture the carefree cruise vibe.
- ✓ Made with a soft fleece interior, practical hood, and front pocket for warmth.
- ✓ Comfortable unisex fit, perfect for cozy cruise evenings or chilly days.
Frequently Asked Questions
Does the 'I Need Vitamin Sea' Hoodie have a functional drawstring?
Yes, most hoodies come with an adjustable drawstring in the hood, allowing you to tighten or loosen it for personalized comfort and warmth against ocean breezes.
Is the front pocket spacious enough for essentials?
The front kangaroo pocket is designed to be roomy and convenient, perfect for keeping your hands warm or stashing small essentials like your phone or cruise card.
How warm is this 'Vitamin Sea' Hoodie for chilly cruise weather?
This hoodie is made from a cozy, medium-weight fabric with a soft fleece lining, providing excellent warmth and comfort for cool ocean breezes, chilly travel days, or even brisk port excursions.
Is the 'I Need Vitamin Sea' design visible when the hood is down?
Absolutely! The bold white 'I NEED VITAMIN SEA' lettering and cruise ship graphic are prominently displayed on the chest, fully visible whether the hood is up or down.
What kind of fit can I expect from this hoodie?
You can expect a comfortable, relaxed, and slightly oversized fit, perfect for layering and ensuring maximum comfort for all your cruise adventures.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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★★★★★
Loved it
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling Nauti★★★★★
Comfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★★☆
Great quality
Good quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★☆☆
Runs a little large
Cute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
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