★★★★★
Perfect cruise shirt
Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise Hoodie – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$66.00$49.95SaleYou save 24%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
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Funny Cruise Hoodie – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$66.00$49.95SaleYou save 24%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Stay Warm & Witty with the Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Hoodie
When the sea spray hits or the evening air gets brisk, our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" Hoodie is your ultimate cozy companion! Combining the warmth of a classic hoodie with our hilarious, universally understood cruise message, it’s perfect for keeping snug while fully embracing your vacation indulgence.
Why You'll Love It
- Features the bold and humorous 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT' message.
- Adorned with charming decorative anchor symbols for a true nautical touch.
- Soft, plush fleece lining provides superior warmth and comfort.
- Includes a functional hood and front pouch pocket for extra coziness.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh and sparks conversations. This design is all about embracing the fun of cruising, and a hoodie just seemed like the perfect way to stay warm, comfortable, and keep that carefree cruise spirit alive, especially when the weather isn't perfectly sunny.
Cruise Insider Tip
A hoodie is a cruise MVP! It’s fantastic for windy deck strolls, cooler embarkation days, or just lounging comfortably in your cabin. The hood offers extra protection from a light drizzle or just a cozy escape when you want to relax.
Perfect For
- Chilly evenings on deck or early morning port arrivals.
- Comfortable travel days to and from your cruise.
- Staying cozy in air-conditioned ship interiors.
- Gifting to the cruise lover who values both warmth and humor.
- ✓ Humorous 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT' typography design.
- ✓ Playful anchor symbols add a delightful nautical flair to the artwork.
- ✓ Bold white text on a classic gray background for clear visibility.
- ✓ Soft, plush fleece interior with a cozy hood for superior warmth.
- ✓ Front pouch pocket and relaxed unisex fit for ultimate comfort and utility.
Frequently Asked Questions
How warm is this 'Board The Ship Birthday Trip' Hoodie for a cruise?
This hooded sweatshirt is designed to be very warm and cozy, making it ideal for chilly mornings on deck, windy evenings, or air-conditioned indoor spaces during your birthday cruise.
Does the hoodie have a front pocket, and is it practical for a cruise?
Yes, this hoodie typically features a spacious front kangaroo pocket, perfect for keeping your hands warm or storing small essentials like your cruise card or phone while on deck.
How does the 'Board The Ship Birthday Trip' design look with the hood?
The vibrant cruise ship illustration and 'Board The SHIP Birthday TRIP' text are prominently displayed on the front, ensuring the festive design is visible whether the hood is up or down. The hood itself adds to the cozy aesthetic.
What material is this hooded sweatshirt made from?
This hoodie is generally made from a thick, comfortable blend of cotton and polyester, featuring a soft fleece lining. This blend provides excellent warmth and durability for your birthday celebration at sea.
Is the hood adjustable, and does it provide good coverage?
Yes, the hood is typically adjustable with a drawstring, allowing you to tighten it for extra warmth or privacy. It provides ample coverage to keep you snug and protected from the elements.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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★★★★★
Loved it
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling Nauti★★★★★
Comfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★★☆
Great quality
Good quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★☆☆
Runs a little large
Cute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
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