Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCruise Shirt – Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Cruise Shirt – Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Embrace the "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" T-Shirt Vibe
Get ready to set sail with our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" T-Shirt! This tee is your official uniform for embracing every delicious moment of your vacation. Featuring a vibrant, playful design with a cruise ship, dining utensils, and tropical flair, it perfectly captures that carefree cruise spirit.
Why You'll Love It
- Hilarious "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" graphic with a fun gradient effect.
- A colorful illustration of a cruise ship, palm trees, and dining utensils to spark vacation dreams.
- Super soft fabric that feels amazing on your skin, from embarkation day to disembarkation.
- Durable print that stays bright and bold, cruise after cruise.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. This design came from those late-night buffet runs and extra dessert orders – because on vacation, those calories just melt away, right?
Cruise Insider Tip
Pack a few of these tees for casual days exploring ports or lounging by the pool. They're also great for embarkation day photos – coordinating with friends or family in these fun shirts is a blast!
Perfect For
- Your next cruise vacation
- Casual days at home dreaming of your next getaway
- Meeting new friends at the lido deck bar
- Showing off your love for all-you-can-eat buffets
- ✓ Humorous "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" text and graphics.
- ✓ Vibrant gradient design with cruise ship and tropical elements.
- ✓ Illustrates the fun and indulgent side of cruising.
- ✓ Soft, breathable fabric perfect for warm weather.
- ✓ Classic unisex fit for everyday comfort.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this t-shirt suitable for both men and women on a cruise?
Yes, this 'Cruise Like A Sailor Drink Like A Pirate' t-shirt features a unisex softstyle fit, making it comfortable and stylish for everyone on your cruise adventure.
What kind of material is this t-shirt made from for comfort during a cruise?
This t-shirt is crafted from softstyle ring-spun cotton, ensuring a lightweight and breathable feel, perfect for warm cruise days and comfortable wear.
How does the 'Cruise like a SAILOR drink like a PIRATE' design look on the t-shirt?
The design is prominently displayed on the front, featuring a vibrant mix of script and bold lettering for 'SAILOR' and 'PIRATE', separated by a clear ship's wheel illustration.
Can I wear this t-shirt for a themed cruise party?
Absolutely! With its fun sailor and pirate drinking humor, this t-shirt is perfect for nautical-themed nights, pirate parties, or any festive cruise gathering.
Is the fabric light enough for warm weather cruising?
Yes, the softstyle cotton is designed to be lightweight and breathable, making it an excellent choice for staying cool and comfortable in warm cruise destinations.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
Reviews from across our shop — this design doesn't have its own yet.
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced