Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count T-Shirt

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Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count T-Shirt in Black
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Color: Navy

Size: Large

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Printed in the USA
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Product Details & Specs
Blank
Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
Fit
Unisex fit
Print Method
Direct-to-garment (DTG)
Print Location
Front center chest
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash cold
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach
  • Do not iron over decoration
🌊Cold Wash
🔄Tumble Low
🚫No Bleach
♨️No Iron Print
Shipping & Production
  • Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
  • Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
  • Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
  • Free shipping on all orders over $75
  • All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
  • 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
  • Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
  • We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
  • Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange

Embrace the "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" T-Shirt Vibe

Get ready to set sail with our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" T-Shirt! This tee is your official uniform for embracing every delicious moment of your vacation. Featuring a vibrant, playful design with a cruise ship, dining utensils, and tropical flair, it perfectly captures that carefree cruise spirit.

Why You'll Love It

  • Hilarious "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" graphic with a fun gradient effect.
  • A colorful illustration of a cruise ship, palm trees, and dining utensils to spark vacation dreams.
  • Super soft fabric that feels amazing on your skin, from embarkation day to disembarkation.
  • Durable print that stays bright and bold, cruise after cruise.

Why We Designed This

We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. This design came from those late-night buffet runs and extra dessert orders – because on vacation, those calories just melt away, right?

Cruise Insider Tip

Pack a few of these tees for casual days exploring ports or lounging by the pool. They're also great for embarkation day photos – coordinating with friends or family in these fun shirts is a blast!

Perfect For

  • Your next cruise vacation
  • Casual days at home dreaming of your next getaway
  • Meeting new friends at the lido deck bar
  • Showing off your love for all-you-can-eat buffets
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Frequently Asked Questions

Is this t-shirt suitable for both men and women on a cruise?

Yes, this 'Cruise Like A Sailor Drink Like A Pirate' t-shirt features a unisex softstyle fit, making it comfortable and stylish for everyone on your cruise adventure.

What kind of material is this t-shirt made from for comfort during a cruise?

This t-shirt is crafted from softstyle ring-spun cotton, ensuring a lightweight and breathable feel, perfect for warm cruise days and comfortable wear.

How does the 'Cruise like a SAILOR drink like a PIRATE' design look on the t-shirt?

The design is prominently displayed on the front, featuring a vibrant mix of script and bold lettering for 'SAILOR' and 'PIRATE', separated by a clear ship's wheel illustration.

Can I wear this t-shirt for a themed cruise party?

Absolutely! With its fun sailor and pirate drinking humor, this t-shirt is perfect for nautical-themed nights, pirate parties, or any festive cruise gathering.

Is the fabric light enough for warm weather cruising?

Yes, the softstyle cotton is designed to be lightweight and breathable, making it an excellent choice for staying cool and comfortable in warm cruise destinations.

How should I wash this?

Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.

What is your return policy?

We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.

How long does shipping take?

Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.

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