Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
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🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Funny Cruise Sweatshirt – Cruise Calories Don't Count
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Fabric
- Cotton/Polyester
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron over decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Snuggle Up & Indulge with the Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Sweatshirt
When the sea breeze picks up or the air conditioning is a bit too enthusiastic, our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" Sweatshirt is here to keep you cozy and laughing! This super comfortable crewneck combines warmth with our popular, humorous design, making it your go-to for chilly cruise moments and travel days.
Why You'll Love It
- Features the bold and humorous 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT' message.
- Adorned with charming decorative anchor symbols for a true nautical touch.
- Made with soft, cozy fleece lining for ultimate warmth and comfort.
- A classic crewneck style with a relaxed unisex fit, perfect for lounging.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh and sparks conversations. This design is all about embracing the fun of cruising, and we knew a comfy sweatshirt was essential for those cooler evenings on deck or for simply snuggling up with a good book (and a pastry!) at sea.
Cruise Insider Tip
Sweatshirts are a must-pack for cruises, even to warm destinations! They're perfect for cool evenings, air-conditioned areas, or simply for staying comfortable during travel days to and from the port. Plus, it’s a great way to stay cozy while still showing off your cruise spirit.
Perfect For
- Chilly evenings on the upper deck or balcony.
- Comfortable travel days to and from your cruise port.
- Relaxing in air-conditioned areas of the ship.
- Gifting to the cruise enthusiast who loves comfort and humor.
- ✓ Humorous 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT' typography design.
- ✓ Playful anchor symbols add a delightful nautical flair to the artwork.
- ✓ Bold white text on a classic gray background for clear visibility.
- ✓ Soft, cozy fleece lining provides warmth and ultimate comfort.
- ✓ Classic crewneck sweatshirt with a relaxed unisex fit for easy layering.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this 'Board The Ship Birthday Trip' Sweatshirt warm enough for cool cruise nights?
Absolutely! This heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is designed to keep you warm and cozy, making it perfect for cool sea breezes, air-conditioned areas, or chilly evenings on your birthday cruise.
How does the cruise ship design appear on the sweatshirt material?
The vibrant cruise ship illustration with colorful balloons and 'Board The SHIP Birthday TRIP' text is printed clearly on the smooth surface of the sweatshirt, ensuring a bold and festive look that lasts.
What is the material composition of this heavy blend sweatshirt?
This sweatshirt is typically made from a comfortable and durable blend of cotton and polyester, offering a soft fleece interior for maximum warmth and coziness during your birthday celebration at sea.
What kind of fit should I expect from this crewneck sweatshirt?
Our crewneck sweatshirt generally offers a relaxed, comfortable fit, ideal for layering or wearing on its own. It's designed for ease of movement and ultimate comfort during your cruise getaway.
Can I wear this sweatshirt for other winter events or just cruises?
While perfect for a birthday cruise, its cozy feel and festive design make it a great choice for any casual winter event, holiday gathering, or simply for staying warm and celebrating in style.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced