Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
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🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Funny Cruise Women's Shirt – Cruise Calories Don't Count
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Gildan 5000L Women's Midweight Cotton Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Womens fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash warm with like colors
- Tumble dry medium
- Do not bleach
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Favorite Cruise Calories Don't Count Ladies Tee
Show off your fun-loving cruise spirit with our "Cruise Calories Don't Count" ladies tee! This adorable design perfectly captures the joy of vacation indulgence, featuring a vibrant tropical scene through retro sunglasses. It’s a flattering fit that makes you feel great while enjoying every moment at sea.
Why You'll Love It
- Sport a fun, vibrant design that perfectly captures your cruise humor.
- Soft, breathable fabric keeps you comfy all day on your adventure.
- Flattering ladies fit, designed to make you feel confident and stylish.
- Vibrant print that stands out, cruise after cruise.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. This ladies tee is for all the amazing women out there who know that cruise calories just hit different. It’s about celebrating self-care, fun, and looking cute while doing it!
Cruise Insider Tip
Pair this fun ladies tee with your favorite shorts or capris for a casual day exploring a port or lounging by the Lido Deck pool. It's an easy way to look cute and stay comfy!
Perfect For
- Enjoying dessert (and seconds!) without a second thought.
- Gifts for your cruise bestie or family members.
- Looking cute and comfy on deck or in port.
- Anyone ready to embrace their inner cruise queen.
- ✓ Features a fun, tropical design with retro sunglasses and a cruise ship scene.
- ✓ Bold 'CRUISE CALORIES DON'T COUNT' text with a ship's wheel accent.
- ✓ Colorful sunset gradient and playful elements capture the carefree cruise vibe.
- ✓ Made from soft, breathable fabric for comfort on your vacation.
- ✓ Flattering ladies fit, perfect for a stylish and fun cruise look.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the fit like for the 'I Need Vitamin Sea' Ladies Tee?
This ladies tee is designed for a great, flattering fit, often slightly more tapered than a unisex tee, to complement a feminine silhouette without being overly tight.
Is the 'I Need Vitamin Sea' design scaled appropriately for a ladies fit?
Yes, the bold white 'I NEED VITAMIN SEA' lettering and cruise ship graphic are sized and positioned to look fantastic on the ladies tee, ensuring the design is prominent and stylish.
Can this ladies tee be dressed up or down for a cruise?
Absolutely! Its stylish fit and nautical design make it versatile enough to pair with shorts for a casual day by the pool or with capris for an evening stroll on deck.
Is the fabric soft for all-day wear on a cruise?
Yes, this ladies tee is crafted from soft, comfortable fabric, ensuring it's pleasant to wear for extended periods, whether you're exploring or relaxing.
Is this a good gift for a woman who loves cruises?
Definitely! With its specific ladies fit and fun 'I Need Vitamin Sea' cruise theme, it makes an excellent and thoughtful gift for any woman who adores ocean travel.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced