★★★★★
Perfect cruise shirt
Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise Premium Tee – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$47.00$28.95SaleYou save 38%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
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Funny Cruise Premium Tee – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$47.00$28.95SaleYou save 38%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Your Go-To Cruise Calories Don't Count Premium Tee
Indulge in the ultimate vacation comfort with our "Cruise Calories Don't Count" premium tee! This hilarious design captures the pure joy of a cruise, featuring a tropical sunset view through retro sunglasses. It's the perfect shirt to wear when you're ready to enjoy every single bite on board.
Why You'll Love It
- Show off your fun cruise humor with this awesome design.
- Extra soft, smooth fabric that feels incredible against your skin.
- Vibrant, long-lasting print that stays bright, cruise after cruise.
- A comfortable unisex fit, designed for effortless vacation wear.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. This design, especially on a premium tee, is all about celebrating that carefree cruise life – where the food is endless and the worries are not!
Cruise Insider Tip
When packing for a cruise, always include a few versatile, comfy shirts like this one. They're perfect for casual dinners, exploring a new port, or just relaxing on your balcony with a snack (or three!).
Perfect For
- Enjoying all-you-can-eat buffets guilt-free.
- Gifts for cruise lovers who appreciate comfort and humor.
- Making new friends at the pool bar with a laugh.
- Dreaming of your next tropical cruise adventure.
- ✓ Features a fun, tropical design with retro sunglasses and a cruise ship scene.
- ✓ Bold 'CRUISE CALORIES DON'T COUNT' text with a ship's wheel accent.
- ✓ Colorful sunset gradient and playful elements capture the carefree cruise vibe.
- ✓ Made from extra soft, smooth fabric for a luxurious feel on vacation.
- ✓ Comfortable unisex fit, perfect for a relaxed and stylish cruise.
Frequently Asked Questions
How does the 'I Need Vitamin Sea' Premium T-Shirt feel compared to a standard tee?
This premium tee offers an elevated level of softness and comfort, often with a smoother, more luxurious feel against the skin due to its higher quality fabric.
Is the design still vibrant on this premium fabric?
Yes, the bold white 'I NEED VITAMIN SEA' lettering and detailed cruise ship graphic are printed with high quality, ensuring they remain vibrant and sharp on the premium fabric.
Is this premium tee suitable for active cruise excursions?
While it's incredibly comfortable for any activity, its premium feel makes it ideal for leisurely deck strolls, enjoying dinner, or relaxing, rather than intense physical excursions.
What kind of fit can I expect from the 'I Need Vitamin Sea' Premium T-Shirt?
You can expect a comfortable, modern fit that drapes well. It's designed for a flattering look without being too tight, perfect for a sophisticated casual style.
Can I wear this premium tee beyond just cruises?
Absolutely! Its superior comfort and stylish 'I NEED VITAMIN SEA' design make it perfect for everyday wear, dreaming of the ocean, or any casual outing where comfort and style are key.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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★★★★★
Loved it
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling Nauti★★★★★
Comfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★★☆
Great quality
Good quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★☆☆
Runs a little large
Cute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
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