★★★★★
Perfect cruise shirt
Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – Cruise Calories Don't Count
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🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
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Funny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$46.00$26.95SaleYou save 41%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Rock the Cruise Calories Don't Count V-Neck on Your Next Trip
Embrace the vacation vibes with our "Cruise Calories Don't Count" V-Neck! This design is a hilarious nod to the best part of cruising – the food! Featuring a vibrant tropical scene through retro sunglasses, it’s a fun and comfortable way to declare your cruise philosophy.
Why You'll Love It
- Show off your fun cruise humor with this awesome design.
- Soft, breathable fabric that feels great for lounging or exploring.
- Stylish V-neck cut adds a touch of casual flair.
- Vibrant, long-lasting print that pops, cruise after cruise.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. This V-neck felt like the perfect canvas for our "Cruise Calories Don't Count" message – it's comfy, stylish, and just screams 'vacation mode engaged!'
Cruise Insider Tip
A V-neck is a great choice for warmer climates or if you just prefer a more open neckline. It’s perfect for a casual dinner in the main dining room or enjoying a cocktail on the pool deck.
Perfect For
- Enjoying unlimited soft serve and desserts.
- Gifts for cruise lovers who appreciate a bit of style and humor.
- Looking cool and casual while exploring a new port.
- Anyone ready to truly relax and indulge on their next cruise.
- ✓ Features a fun, tropical design with retro sunglasses and a cruise ship scene.
- ✓ Bold 'CRUISE CALORIES DON'T COUNT' text with a ship's wheel accent.
- ✓ Colorful sunset gradient and playful elements capture the carefree cruise vibe.
- ✓ Made from soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort on your vacation.
- ✓ Stylish V-neck cut, perfect for a relaxed yet put-together cruise look.
Frequently Asked Questions
How deep is the V-neck on this 'I Need Vitamin Sea' tee?
The V-neck is designed to be stylish and flattering, offering a comfortable opening that's not too deep, perfect for a chic yet casual look on your cruise.
Is the V-neck comfortable for warm weather or layering?
Yes, the V-neck style promotes better airflow, making it comfortable for soaking up the sun on deck. It also layers beautifully under a light jacket for cooler evenings.
Does the 'I Need Vitamin Sea' design look good with a V-neck neckline?
Absolutely! The bold white 'I NEED VITAMIN SEA' lettering and cruise ship graphic are positioned to complement the V-neck, ensuring the design remains prominent and balanced.
What kind of fabric is used for this 'Vitamin Sea' V-Neck tee?
This soft V-Neck tee is typically made from a lightweight, breathable cotton blend, providing excellent comfort and a smooth feel against your skin.
Is this V-neck tee suitable for both men and women?
While V-necks are popular with both, this specific V-Neck tee is generally designed with a unisex fit in mind, making it a versatile choice for anyone who loves the ocean.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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★★★★★
Loved it
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling Nauti★★★★★
Comfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★★☆
Great quality
Good quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★☆☆
Runs a little large
Cute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
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