Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Comfort Color
🇺🇸 Made in & shipped from USA⚓ Order before your cruise

Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Comfort Color
🇺🇸 Made in & shipped from USA⚓ Order before your cruise
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Comfort Colors 1717 Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Garment may shrink slightly after first wash — this is expected
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Live Your Best Vacation Life in the "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" Comfort Color
Dive into the ultimate comfort and cruise spirit with our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" Comfort Color tee! This shirt is your permission slip to enjoy every single bite of your cruise vacation. The vibrant design, featuring a fun cruise ship, dining essentials, and tropical palms, is printed on a shirt that feels like an old favorite from day one.
Why You'll Love It
- The iconic "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" phrase in a cheerful gradient.
- A charming illustration complete with a cruise ship, cutlery, and palm trees.
- Renowned Comfort Colors fabric: ultra-soft, lived-in feel from the very first wear.
- Relaxed, easygoing fit that’s perfect for all your vacation activities.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. This design is all about celebrating those glorious cruise moments – like that extra scoop of ice cream or that second helping at the buffet. They’re part of the fun, and they definitely don't count!
Cruise Insider Tip
These Comfort Colors tees are perfect for long travel days to the port or lounging around your cabin. They're also fantastic for group photos on embarkation day – a fun way to show off your collective cruise state of mind!
Perfect For
- The ultimate cruise foodie
- Relaxing days at sea
- Casual travel days
- Anyone who believes vacation calories are calorie-free
Frequently Asked Questions
What is unique about the 'Comfort Color' fabric for a cruise shirt?
Comfort Colors shirts are garment-dyed, giving them a unique vintage look and a pre-shrunk, soft, lived-in feel right from the first wear. It's perfect for laid-back cruise vibes.
Will the colors of the 'Sailor Drink Pirate' design look good on the garment-dyed fabric?
Yes, the 'Cruise like a SAILOR drink like a PIRATE' design is optimized to complement the rich, garment-dyed hues of the Comfort Colors shirt, ensuring a vibrant and cohesive look.
Is this t-shirt heavier than a regular tee, making it suitable for a cruise?
It's a heavier, more substantial cotton, offering excellent durability and a cozy feel. While slightly heavier, it's still breathable enough for many cruise climates and perfect for cooler evenings.
Does this Comfort Color shirt have a relaxed fit for cruise comfort?
Yes, Comfort Colors shirts are known for their generous, relaxed fit, providing ample room and ultimate comfort, ideal for lounging or exploring on your cruise.
Is the garment-dyed process durable for repeated washing after a cruise?
Absolutely. Comfort Colors are known for their exceptional durability and color retention, meaning your 'Sailor Drink Pirate' shirt will maintain its charm even after many washes.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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