Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCruise Tank Top – Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic

Cruise Tank Top – Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3480 Unisex Jersey Tank
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Cruise in Style with the "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" Unisex Tank
Soak up the sun and all the cruise ship treats with our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" Unisex Tank! This breezy tank top is your go-to for staying cool and comfortable while embracing the vacation spirit. The vibrant design, featuring a fun cruise ship, dining utensils, and tropical palm trees in a playful gradient, is perfect for any cruise enthusiast who loves to indulge.
Why You'll Love It
- The hilarious "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" text in a colorful, eye-catching design.
- A cheerful illustration with a cruise ship, forks, spoons, knives, and palm trees.
- Lightweight, breathable fabric perfect for warm weather and active days.
- Relaxed unisex fit for ultimate comfort on and off the ship.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations at the pool bar, and becomes the shirt you reach for every time you pack for a trip. This design is all about celebrating those delicious cruise moments – the extra dessert, the second helping, the midnight snack. They’re part of the fun, and they definitely don't count!
Cruise Insider Tip
This tank is perfect for poolside lounging, hitting the gym on sea days, or exploring a sunny port of call. It's a versatile piece for any cruise itinerary.
Perfect For
- Your next cruise vacation
- Hot days by the pool or on the beach
- Casual wear during your getaway
- Anyone who believes vacation calories are calorie-free
- ✓ Funny "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" graphic.
- ✓ Colorful illustrated cruise ship, palm trees, and utensils.
- ✓ Celebrates the indulgent side of cruising.
- ✓ Lightweight and breathable fabric for warm weather.
- ✓ Comfortable unisex fit for relaxed wear.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this tank top suitable for both men and women on a cruise?
Yes, this 'Cruise Like A Sailor Drink Like A Pirate' tank top features a comfortable unisex jersey fit, making it a great choice for both men and women on their sunny cruise vacation.
How light and breathable is this tank top for hot cruise days?
Crafted from lightweight jersey cotton, this tank top is exceptionally breathable and comfortable, perfect for staying cool and fresh during hot cruise days and sunny excursions.
Will the 'Sailor Drink Pirate' design be clearly visible on the tank top?
Yes, the 'Cruise like a SAILOR drink like a PIRATE' design is optimized for the tank top cut, ensuring it is clearly visible and stands out prominently on the front.
Can I wear this tank top to the pool deck or beach on my cruise?
Absolutely! This tank top is perfect for the pool deck, lounging by the beach, or enjoying any sunny shore excursions, keeping you cool and stylish.
Is the fabric soft against the skin for all-day cruise wear?
Yes, the soft jersey cotton fabric is designed to be gentle and comfortable against the skin, making it ideal for all-day wear during your cruise vacation.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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What shoppers say about Cruise Shirt Co
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Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling NautiComfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedGood quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedCute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced