★★★★★
Perfect cruise shirt
Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise Premium Tee – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$47.00$28.95SaleYou save 38%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
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Funny Cruise Premium Tee – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$47.00$28.95SaleYou save 38%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Style:Classic SoftClassic SoftPremiumPremiumComfortComfort ColorsLadiesLadies FitV-NeckV-Neck
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
Indulge in Comfort with the Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count Tee
Ready to upgrade your cruise style while making a hilarious statement? Our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" Premium Tee is designed for those who appreciate a softer touch with their humor. It’s the perfect top for savoring every moment (and every bite!) of your vacation.
Why You'll Love It
- Showcases the iconic 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT' phrase in playful typography.
- Features charming decorative anchor symbols, enhancing the nautical vibe.
- Made with a premium, softer cotton blend for an extra comfortable feel.
- A versatile unisex fit that looks great on everyone, from Lido deck to port tours.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh and sparks conversations. This design perfectly captures that carefree vacation mindset, and offering it on a premium tee means you get that extra bit of comfort while living your best cruise life.
Cruise Insider Tip
Pack a few of these for your next voyage! They're great for layering on cooler evenings or simply enjoying a relaxed day at sea. Plus, the message is a fantastic ice-breaker at the buffet line!
Perfect For
- Enjoying leisurely brunches on the lido deck.
- Casual evenings where comfort is key.
- Gifting to the friend who always says 'just one more dessert.'
- Making a fun statement on your next cruise adventure.
- ✓ Bold, humorous typography with 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT'.
- ✓ Playful anchor symbols integrated into the fun, lighthearted design.
- ✓ Design colors in white and gray, offering a clean, classic look.
- ✓ Crafted from a premium, softer cotton blend for elevated comfort.
- ✓ Unisex fit ensures a comfortable and flattering wear for all body types.
Frequently Asked Questions
What makes this a 'Premium' T-Shirt compared to a regular one?
Our Premium T-Shirt is crafted from a finer, ringspun cotton jersey, offering a softer feel and a slightly more tailored fit than a standard tee. It's designed for enhanced comfort and a smoother look for your birthday cruise.
How does the 'Board The Ship Birthday Trip' design appear on this premium fabric?
The vibrant cruise ship illustration with balloons and confetti looks exceptionally crisp on the smooth surface of the premium jersey tee. The 'Board The SHIP Birthday TRIP' text stands out beautifully, ensuring your celebration is stylish.
Is this premium tee suitable for wearing in warm cruise destinations?
Yes, the premium jersey fabric is lightweight and breathable, making it an excellent choice for warmer climates and sunny days on deck. It's designed to keep you comfortable while celebrating your birthday at sea.
Will this premium t-shirt retain its shape and softness after washing?
With proper care, this premium tee is designed to maintain its softness and shape, ensuring lasting comfort and style for many cruises to come. Its high-quality construction contributes to its durability.
What kind of fit can I expect from the Premium T-Shirt?
The Premium T-Shirt typically offers a more modern, slightly less boxy fit than a classic tee, providing a comfortable yet flattering silhouette. We recommend checking the sizing chart for precise measurements.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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★★★★★
Loved it
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling Nauti★★★★★
Comfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★★☆
Great quality
Good quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★☆☆
Runs a little large
Cute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
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