★★★★★
Perfect cruise shirt
Wore this on our Caribbean cruise and got compliments all week. Soft fabric, true to size, and it held up great in the wash.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get ShipfacedFunny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – Cruise Calories Don't Count
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🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
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Funny Cruise V-Neck Shirt – Cruise Calories Don't Count
$46.00$26.95SaleYou save 41%!
🖨️ DTG printed fresh when you order🚢 Cruise-specific designs, nothing generic
Color: Black
Size: Large
Product Details & Specs
- Blank
- Bella+Canvas 3005 Unisex Jersey V-Neck Tee
- Fabric
- Cotton
- Fit
- Unisex fit
- Print Method
- Direct-to-garment (DTG)
- Print Location
- Front center chest
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach
- Do not iron decoration
Shipping & Production
- Production time: 2–4 business days (printed on demand after your order)
- Standard shipping: 3–5 business days after production
- Total estimated delivery: 5–9 business days from order date
- Free shipping on all orders over $75
- All orders include tracking via email
Returns & Exchanges
- 30-day returns on unworn, unwashed items in original condition
- Defective or misprinted items? We'll replace them free of charge
- We can't accept returns for size or color preference unless there's a defect
- Contact us at our contact page to start a return or exchange
The Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count V-Neck: Your Go-To for Guilt-Free Fun
Ready to look and feel great while embracing the ultimate cruise truth? Our "Cruise Ship Calories Don't Count" V-Neck combines our popular, witty design with a stylish and comfortable V-neck cut. It’s the perfect top for those who want to enjoy every bite and every moment of their vacation with a touch of casual flair.
Why You'll Love It
- Features the bold and humorous 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT' message.
- Adorned with charming decorative anchor symbols for a true nautical touch.
- The classic V-neck style offers a flattering and open neckline.
- Soft, breathable fabric ensures comfort whether you're dining or exploring.
Why We Designed This
We started Cruise Shirt Co because we were tired of the same boring souvenir shops on every port. We wanted cruise gear that actually makes people laugh, sparks conversations, and celebrates the pure joy of vacation. This V-neck, with its relaxed yet refined feel, is for those who love to cruise in comfort and style, all while making a statement that truly resonates with fellow travelers.
Cruise Insider Tip
A V-neck is a fantastic choice for warmer climates as it offers a bit more ventilation. It's also easy to dress up or down! Pair it with shorts for daytime excursions or with nice slacks for a casual evening dinner in the main dining room.
Perfect For
- Enjoying sunny days on the upper deck.
- Casual dinners or evening entertainment onboard.
- Gifting to the cruise enthusiast who appreciates both humor and style.
- Making a statement on your next fun-filled sea adventure.
- ✓ Humorous 'CRUISE SHIP CALORIES DON'T COUNT' typography design.
- ✓ Playful anchor symbols add a charming and authentic nautical detail.
- ✓ Clean white text pops against the classic gray background.
- ✓ Stylish V-neck offers a comfortable, open neckline for breathability.
- ✓ Soft, lightweight fabric ensures a relaxed, comfortable fit for any activity.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is the advantage of a V-Neck tee for a birthday cruise?
A V-Neck tee offers a stylish and flattering neckline that can help elongate the torso, making it a chic choice for your birthday cruise. It's a great alternative to a classic crew neck.
How does the 'Board The Ship Birthday Trip' design look with the V-Neck neckline?
The vibrant cruise ship design and 'Board The SHIP Birthday TRIP' text are perfectly positioned to complement the V-neckline, creating a balanced and attractive look. The design remains prominent and clear.
Is the V-Neck tee comfortable for warm weather on a cruise?
Yes, this V-Neck tee is typically made from soft, breathable cotton, ensuring comfort even in warmer cruise destinations. Its lightweight fabric is ideal for sunny days and evenings on deck.
Is the V-neck too deep for a casual birthday celebration?
Our V-neck tee is designed with a tasteful and moderate V-shape, making it suitable for a variety of occasions, from casual pool deck parties to more relaxed dinners. It offers a chic yet comfortable style.
Will this V-neck tee shrink after washing?
Like most cotton apparel, some minimal shrinkage may occur. We recommend following the care instructions to help maintain its shape and size, ensuring it remains perfect for your birthday cruise.
How should I wash this?
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. The DTG print is durable and won't crack or peel like screen printing.
What is your return policy?
We offer a 30-day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not happy with your purchase, contact us for a full refund or exchange.
How long does shipping take?
Orders are printed on demand and typically ship within 3-5 business days. Standard delivery takes 5-7 additional business days.
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★★★★★
Loved it
Exactly what we wanted for our family cruise photos. Will definitely be back for more.
on Nauti By Nature Shirt – Feeling Nauti★★★★★
Comfortable and the print still looks brand new after several washes. Ended up buying one for my wife too.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★★☆
Great quality
Good quality cotton and a fun design. Fit was a touch boxy on me but I'd order again.
on Ship Faced Raglan Tee – Let's Get Shipfaced★★★☆☆
Runs a little large
Cute design and nice material — just size down if you want a fitted look, it runs a bit large.
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